Monday, March 18, 2002
Menstruation
Why call it men-struation? When in truth it should be women-struation, or month-truation. It would be so much logical … even monster-uation will be better. Because really, who likes the monthly bloody nightmare? If vampires would exist, they wouldn’t kill anybody. There will be plenty of blood for them. It would help us get rid of the monsteruation faster. Don’t you think? And if there is no one of them around at the time, or for the matter, we are in a sunny beach, then we can use tampons to collect their food and give it to them later. It would work perfectly. Although this is the only advantage I can see about having vampires. At least, of course, they were as gorgeous as Angel or Spike that is. Then I can think of some other uses as well … and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if we are monsteruating at the time. It will be fun actually feed and f*** altogether. Ok, enough divagating for today.
Why call it men-struation? When in truth it should be women-struation, or month-truation. It would be so much logical … even monster-uation will be better. Because really, who likes the monthly bloody nightmare? If vampires would exist, they wouldn’t kill anybody. There will be plenty of blood for them. It would help us get rid of the monsteruation faster. Don’t you think? And if there is no one of them around at the time, or for the matter, we are in a sunny beach, then we can use tampons to collect their food and give it to them later. It would work perfectly. Although this is the only advantage I can see about having vampires. At least, of course, they were as gorgeous as Angel or Spike that is. Then I can think of some other uses as well … and I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if we are monsteruating at the time. It will be fun actually feed and f*** altogether. Ok, enough divagating for today.
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