Friday, March 15, 2002
Bidet … or the Prune cleaner
I can’t tell how much I miss the bidet. In North America nobody has one. Worse, most Americans don’t know what it is. When we went to South America to visit my family, I showed my husband what it was. He though the artifact was hilarious. Just in case you don’t know what it is: it is a basin, kind of like the toilette, but the water instead of going down, it goes up like in a fountain, and usually you can regulate the power of it. Sometimes the pipe is obstructed and the spurt is really weak, what it suck. Here, every time I need to wash my pussy, I need to get into the shower or the bathtub, what is terrible unaccommodating. And forget about masturbating with the worm spurt of water.
The bidet is called Prünnelwasher in Germany, what it means, literally, prune-cleaner. Mmm … never thought of that … let me get a mirror … True! Pussies look like prunes somewhat … the darkish color, and the shape … I wonder if they taste like prunes. Never actually tasted anyone, except my own of course. No, I don’t have a tongue that long. But I’ve kissed my husband after he has given me oral sex … so I tasted my own pussy. I don’t remember that tasted like a prune … it was more like fish ... a clean fish of course.
I can’t tell how much I miss the bidet. In North America nobody has one. Worse, most Americans don’t know what it is. When we went to South America to visit my family, I showed my husband what it was. He though the artifact was hilarious. Just in case you don’t know what it is: it is a basin, kind of like the toilette, but the water instead of going down, it goes up like in a fountain, and usually you can regulate the power of it. Sometimes the pipe is obstructed and the spurt is really weak, what it suck. Here, every time I need to wash my pussy, I need to get into the shower or the bathtub, what is terrible unaccommodating. And forget about masturbating with the worm spurt of water.
The bidet is called Prünnelwasher in Germany, what it means, literally, prune-cleaner. Mmm … never thought of that … let me get a mirror … True! Pussies look like prunes somewhat … the darkish color, and the shape … I wonder if they taste like prunes. Never actually tasted anyone, except my own of course. No, I don’t have a tongue that long. But I’ve kissed my husband after he has given me oral sex … so I tasted my own pussy. I don’t remember that tasted like a prune … it was more like fish ... a clean fish of course.
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